A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot’s voice: “Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you’ll see an engine on fire

A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot’s voice: “Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you’ll see an engine on fire

If you look on the left side, you’ll see a wing on fire

And if you look down, you’ll see me and my co-pilot in parachutes, waving at you

This is a recording.”